Oh, Mike.

You think that's rice that you're eating? LOLNOPE.

Shirts are super soft, 100% cotton American Apparel tees. Available in both Unisex and Ladies sizes. Shirts are Direct to Garment printed.

All products are made to order, unless otherwise stated. Standard fulfillment time is 2-7 business days before shipping.

*Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Only non-chlorine bleach, when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. Do not dry clean.*

**Be wary of washing and drying on a high setting, especially when the garment is 100% cotton. High temperature washes can fade and crack the print, and high temperature dryer settings can shrink the garment, as well as damage the print.**